The Kardashians season 2 trailer Pete Davidson with Kim for asking

The season one finale of The Kardashians dropped on Hulu, and yet we're already being subjected to the first footage of season 2 — which the streamer just announced will premiere on Thursday, Sept. 22.

At least the new teaser answers all of our burning questions about this show. Sorry, I meant all of our burning question, because there is only one: Will Pete Davidson finally show up on camera? Yes, yes he will.

Hate on Kim K. all you want, but the woman knows how to make a stand-out trailer moment. In fact, she doesn't have to send Hulu executives a holiday card this year, because asking Pete Davidson, Babe, do you want to shower with me really quick? while cameras were rolling is essentially a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Eid al-Fitr present all rolled into one.

Other things happen in the trailer as well. Kourtney K. and Travis Barker begin planning their wedding (it's unclear whether his recent health scare will be covered next season); Kylie Jenner gives birth to her second baby; Khloe frets about Blac Chyna's massive lawsuit against the family; and Kendall Jenner does her best to fade into the wallpaper, as per usual.

I was never not going to watch this mess. The Kardashians finally mentions Kim's romance with Pete Davidson Five episodes in, desperate Kardashians producers finally manage to get an oblique reference to Kim's SNL-star boyfriend into the Hulu series.

The poor producers of The Kardashians. Hulu reportedly spent a metric ton of cash on the new reality series following the Calabasas clan — but four episodes in, the show had yet to deliver a single frame of footage chronicling Kim Kardashian's much-discussed romance with SNL's Pete Davidson.

All that changed this week — sort of — when a giddy Kim fielded questions about a new man in her life while attending a birthday party for her mom, Kris Jenner.

Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney Kardashian's three kids, sidled up to Kim — who was chatting with fellow guests Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi — to get the scoop. How was last night? he asked. I FaceTimed you.

The action cuts back to the party, where Scott was still attempting to get Kim to dish on the new dude in her life. I look at all the comments and everyone is like, the guy is f---ing nice. Kim agreed, saying the mystery man (a.k.a. Davidson) is truly the sweetest, nicest human being on the planet. And if you don't believe her, just listen to Ellen: I heard that! the host added.

But when Scott tried to ascertain how serious Kim is about this new man — Aren't you guys just having a good time? — she shut it down. I'll tell you guys later, she demurred with a chuckle. We'll talk later.

Though the words Pete Davidson are never uttered, the timing tracks. Episode 3 of The Kardashians followed her SNL debut on Oct. 9, 2021; Kim and Davidson began hanging out (do the kids still say that?) a few weeks later, around Halloween. And Kris Jenner's birthday, a centerpiece of the Kardashians' fifth episode, is Nov. 5. I rest my case!

Hey, if you feel foolish for reading this far, just think about how ridiculous I felt writing this post! And please, let's all take a moment of silence for the Kardashians producers, who are no doubt desperate to get Kim's boyfriend on camera. Still, he remains the show's tall, tattooed, white whale.

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